Never ending story,

Ask me anything   I was a chapter, you were the book.

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

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miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

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— 1 day ago with 362195 notes
sheinculcates:


legendary rap prayer circle 

media would never broadcast this

sheinculcates:

legendary rap prayer circle 

media would never broadcast this

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— 1 day ago with 21107 notes

popmychieri:

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

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— 1 day ago with 287302 notes

drugdealerintraining:

sosa-parks:

As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.

Sad but so true.

(via breathedeep-loveeverything)

— 1 day ago with 254781 notes
"I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message"
— 1 day ago with 285055 notes

snapchatting:

there are 7 wonders of the world and i am 3 of them

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— 1 day ago with 98303 notes